Celebrate!

I'm celebrating International Women's Day with one of my favorite songs....

 

Estrogen Issues

More readings from a Women's magazine.

Here are 10 Ways to know if you have "Estrogen Issues." 

I certainly resemble most of these.....LOL

1.  Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2.  You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3.  The dryer has shrunk every last part of your jeans, shirts and underwear.
4.  Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
5.  You're using your cell phone to dial every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving?" Call 1.800.
6.  Everyone's opinion is not your own and it's very annoying.
7.  Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8.  You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
9.  The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you just bought it yesterday.
10.  You read these issues and they all sound normal.

I swear that a few years ago all of these sounded very reasonable, now just a few......#1, #5, #7 and #9...LOL

Note: This post is not meant to offend anyone.

10 Things Only Women Understand

I ran across this little list the other day in a Women's magazine and just had to post it.

Ten things only women understand:

10.  Cats' facial expressions.

9.  The need for the same style of shoes in  five different colors.

8.  Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7.  Fat clothes.

6.  Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5.  The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white and eggshell.

4.  Cutting your bangs to make them grow.

3.  Using the shopping cart as a crutch.

2.  The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale every made.

And

1.  Other women

Note: This post is not meant to offend anyone.