Word Play

I love words and the way we use them and interpret them......Enjoy and please take on offense because none was intended.

• To write with a broken pencil is pointless
• When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate
• When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, .......U.C.L.A.
• The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground
• The batteries were given out free of charge
• A dentist and a manicurist married.  They fought tooth and nail
• A will is a dead giveaway
• A boiled egg is hard to beat
• If you take your laptop for a run you could joy your memory
• In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes
• Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end
• Acupuncture - a jab well done