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Feb 24, 2011

Word Play

I love words and the way we use them and interpret them......Enjoy and please take on offense because none was intended.

  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless
  • When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate
  • When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, .......U.C.L.A.
  • The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground
  • The batteries were given out free of charge
  • A dentist and a manicurist married.  They fought tooth and nail
  • A will is a dead giveaway
  • A boiled egg is hard to beat
  • If you take your laptop for a run you could joy your memory
  • In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes
  • Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end
  • Acupuncture - a jab well done
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3 comments:

  1. Kelly24.2.11

    I love them! (UCLA-priceless)
    Thanks for giving me a giggle!

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  2. Pat24.2.11

    I love things like that. If I come across a new batch of them sometime, I'll have to remember to share them with you!

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  3. Gene Black25.2.11

    I love those too. I remember this from a book I read when I was MUCH younger: "Two maggots were fighting in dead Ernest."

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