Here are 10 Ways to know if you have "Estrogen Issues."
I certainly resemble most of these.....LOL
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last part of your jeans, shirts and underwear.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
5. You're using your cell phone to dial every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving?" Call 1.800.
6. Everyone's opinion is not your own and it's very annoying.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
9. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you just bought it yesterday.
10. You read these issues and they all sound normal.
I swear that a few years ago all of these sounded very reasonable, now just a few......#1, #5, #7 and #9...LOL
Note: This post is not meant to offend anyone.
I can completely relate!! thanks for the chuckle, I think I'll print this and put a copy on the fridge!
ReplyDeleteYou know why I read your blog, because you put great things in it like this!! LOL mmmm...things I will start looking for!
ReplyDelete1. I have no idea what is going on with your date stamp...
ReplyDelete2. If no one is offended, then you did not do a good enough job.